The Death Card

They're just animals, why do they need special names?

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So I can tell them apart, for one.

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Don't they look different anyway?

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Not really, they're all similarly colored.

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You should make them look different, then you can tell them apart.

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I might give them collars. I haven't decided.

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...weird. Anyway, how can you trust animals that come from this place?

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Well, they were originally breathing fire, but since they've stopped, I'm assuming the community's lost interest in having them cause chaos.

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What a stupid way of thinking.

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I like them. If they come with ill consequences, I'll worry about that later.

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If they do, you better not ask for God's help!

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I've never asked Him for anything before, and I'm certainly not going to start now.

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Good.

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You probably wanna stay away from flopsy mopsy and cottontail.

What color are they?

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All three of them are white-haired.

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Are you into literature or magic or anything? It might be fun to name them after things from like areas that interest you.

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I'm a doctor who studies poisons. I could name them after diseases or deadly substances.

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That could go either way between creepy and cute. You should make a list of those and then pick out three for the bunnies. You could even abbreviate some of them or shorten them to make them more cute than creepy.

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Hmm, perhaps. Though I'm not sure there's really any way to make poisons 'cute'.

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Well for Cyanide you can call him Cyan or Cy, which I think are both cute names.

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Hmm, perhaps. 'Hemlock' doesn't sound too bad on its own...

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Hemlock is a nice name too. And if I knew more poison names I would be more helpful. I know anthrax but I don't think that one would make a good bunny name.

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Anthrax is short and simple, though.

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It is. And no matter what you name it, the bunny will still be a cute little ball of fluff.

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primrosella.livejournal.com

You could solve the problem quite admirably by simply letting them go, and then you wouldn't have to name them at all.

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And why would I do that? I enjoy their company.

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primrosella.livejournal.com

I find it hard to believe you enjoy much of anything, except perhaps tormenting innocent people.

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You and Cain are so similarly narrow-minded. No wonder you're together.

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We had a lot of those fluffy things, but we gave them to the zoo without naming all of them…

Hmm…

[Thinking, thinking… ]

MAYBE!
You could call them ALL FLUFFY!

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I don't think I want to name any of the Fluffy.

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Hm…. Maybe it is better if you don’t. The REAL Fluffy might get mad and eat them…

[IDEA]

Flopsy, Mopsy, and Cottontail like the book!

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I don't think so. Any other ideas?

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Erf…

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You are really picky you know!?

[HUFF HUFF]

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